When I first moved to Darwin in 1984 there were a host of
personal adjustments that I needed to make.
Some of these were weather related because Darwin is in the north or
“Top End” as the locals refer to it. If
you drew a line around the earth you’d see that Darwin is at the same latitude
as Lima, Peru and if you flipped it to the Northern Hemisphere Caracas,
Venezuela would be its equivalent. Dare
I say it’s hot all year round, as it only 1378 kilometres from the equator?
Darwin, Australia in relation and proximity to Asia |
It took me about a year to get used to the climate or one full cycle of “wet” season or
monsoon and one cycle of the “dry”, each approximately six months in duration,
both with an average temperature of between 34 – 36 Celsius each day, except
that in the wet season its 100% humidity so you sweat just by thinking let
alone being under the hot tropical sun whereas in the dry season it’s the same
temperature but with the cooling trade wind from the Indian Ocean and adjacent
Timor Sea.
I was always amused whenever I’d catch the news
on television, especially the weather forecaster. In his exasperated tones
would declare that it was going to 34C…again, with a likelihood of it being so
for the next six months. His only saving
grace was that six-month intervals it would change from “ no chance of
rain...for six months”, to “late day thunderstorm every day...for the next six
months”. Too funny!
However, his true excitement coming when he could forecast a cyclone
(the equivalent of hurricane or typhoon for those in the northern hemisphere),
which was about four or five, times a season, he'd always announce it with a broad smile breaking across his face, I guess to celebrate.
The weather for that first year was oppressive in the wet,
but sublime in the dry and after a year and one full cycle I was in the
groove. In short you dressed for summer
every day of the year, except showering 3 or 4 times a day in the dry to wash
the incessant sweat off your body that would cling to you mercilessly. J
Similar to the house on Harvey Street, Darwin |
My brother, Laurie and his business partner Ferg owned a Car
Repair workshop on the corner of Barneson and Harvey streets in Darwin, which
in those days was mostly an industrial area just north of the city center. It was in the old part of town and as such
was not considered prime real estate. Next-door
on the land was an old house built pre World War Two, clad in asbestos siding
and sitting on stilts about six feet in the air. The house, if you could call it that was
completely run down and over grown, it was a mess inside but after about a
month of work on it we made it livable and into which I moved all of my
worldly possessions. It was so old that
it didn’t even have any overhead fans in it, although it did have banks of
louvered windows, which were the norm in this part of the world.
Strangely if you’ve ever been in an industrial park you’ll
know that there are generally lots of animals hanging around – feral cats, wild
dogs, rats, mice plus every bug known to man.
Surprisingly I noticed that we had no such problems or concerns. I put it down to them keeping the place
litter free and therefore nothing for them to eat and hang around for but I was
to find out the real reason quite by surprise.
One afternoon after school, I came home pulling up out
front, I quickly jogged across the lawn ready to bound up the steps and into
the house to get changed for football training but as my head came level with
the front porch I noticed a movement on the top step but my momentum kept me
moving toward the bottom step…
I slide to a grinding halt when I was confronted at eye
level with a large goanna who was sunning himself on top of the step. Now for those of you that don’t know what a
goanna is, it’s a large and I mean very large lizard.
My watch-lizard - affectionately named "Liz" |
My newly acquired pet and clearly the protector of my house
was almost 1.5 meters in length and stood about 45 centimetres in height. I must admit it frightened the bejesus out of
me and most probably took a year or two off my life as I involuntarily screamed
and leapt backwards when I saw it. I’m
not sure if it was because it was unexpected or if in fact it was that he was
so gnarly and scary looking…likely a little of both!
I quickly made my way around to the back steps and entered
the house via that entrance, but now I knew at least to always keep my doors
closed whenever I was out rather than be surprised with a new housemate when I
got home. It also explained why there
were never any wild animals around…sweet. J
On more than one occasion I would laugh to myself when I’d
hear that well know involuntary scream of another new victim as they approached
my front steps. A few moments later I’d
invariably hear the familiar yell from the street something along the lines of
“hey Wallis do you know you’ve got a bloody big lizard on your porch?” to which
I’d reply “yeah that’s my watch-lizard”.
At night he'd sleep under the house and so became my official protector and guardian lizard. Of course I named him "Liz" (wow, I'm so creative with names aren't I?).
At night he'd sleep under the house and so became my official protector and guardian lizard. Of course I named him "Liz" (wow, I'm so creative with names aren't I?).
Another interesting co-habitant of my house on Harvey Street
turned out to be almost as big a shock.
One night late after being out with my mates at the Casino I got home
rather late and rather than turn on the lights and add heat to the already oppressive conditions I just came in, flipped on the
standing fan in the bedroom and stripped off my clothes and headed to the bathroom
for a quick shower. It was always
especially hot at night sometimes only getting down to 25C or 26C.
However, before taking a shower I decided to use the
toilet. Sitting there in the darkness all of a sudden something wet and slimy made contact with my bum. Again, I scream (do you notice a pattern
here?), and jumped about six feet in the air.
I quickly switched on the light to find a huge Cane Toad in the toilet bowl. I mean a toad the size of my fist or
larger. How on earth did he get in
there I wondered? Remember I’m naked
and still trembling from my near death experience with Mr.Toad, so I begin trying to flush him back down the toilet but he’s not budging. In fact I
think he was rather enjoying the water pouring over him as I tried in vain to purge him from my toilet bowl.
So I quickly formulated a plan where I would reach in and capture him, although
as you could imagine he was extremely slippery and difficult to hold, then holding him march to the back door and
launch him into the night sky and surrounding bush from my back steps – that would teach him
I thought!
Mr.Cane Toad to you! |
After a couple of unsuccessful attempts I
finally got hold of one of his big fat legs and did as planned. Showering and finally settling down to sleep
I was awoken by the sound of rather loud croaking. Wow, that sounded as if it was in the house?
So again, rather than by turning on the lights I crept
toward the sound which was now emanating from my bathroom, and quickly flipped on the
light. To my astonishment, lo and behold there was the toad once again ensconced in my toilet
bowl… I looked blearily at my watch and
it had been a grand total of two hours since I finally exited him last time.
Wow, such a persistent little bugger! I pulled the top down on the toilet, turned
and padded back to my bed – what the hell.
He can stay as well I thought, why not?
And so for the rest of my days on Harvey Street I
had two permanent houseguests.
Although at times the incessant croaking got to me I seemed to sleep
through it for the most part, isn’t it amazing what you can sleep through?
And if ever I had to go to the toilet I’d have to capture
him and place him in the shower until I was done and flushed before putting him carefully back into the bowl. Also I had to be
certain to warn any guests! Very important
note to self, because believe you me getting a surprise like that when you’re
least expecting it can be very messy.
Oooh gross!